Nothing all that cheesy here - but the emphasis is on value and reliability. The anti-blinglespeed. I make nearly zero profit on the parts on this build kit - but I offer it because I don't think a bicycle should require a second mortgage. This build is reliable and solid, and you get a custom frame - buy it, get out and get riding, and save your pennies to upgrade the parts if you feel the need. Available in BLACK ONLY.

Frame: Waltworks Custom
Fork: Voodoo Zombie
Headset: Ritchey Comp
Stem: Kalloy Ultralite
Handlebar: Kalloy PG Riser
Brake levers: Avid FR-5
Grips: Scott AT-4
Shifters: None
Front derailleur: None
Rear derailleur: None
Bottom Bracket: see cranks
Chain: SRAM PC-951
Cassette: None - 18t and 20t steel singlespeed cogs
Crankset: Shimano LX w/integrated BB
Pedals: None (upgrade to Crankbrothers Eggbeater SL for $70)

Cables/housing: Generic
Seatpost: Kalloy 350mm x 27.2
Saddle: WTB Comp
Brakes: Deore V-brake (upgrade to Avid BB7 for $70)
Front hub: Deore Disc
Rear hub: Deore Disc
Front rim: Mavic 117
Rear rim: Mavic 117
Front spokes: Wheelsmith 14g
Rear spokes: Wheelsmith 14g
Rim strips: Cloth
Tubes: Pyramid 29er
Tires: Maxxis Ignitor 2.1
Skewers: Shimano Deore

Total price: $1525